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Bidets, Clicks, and the Difference Between Laughing and Buying

December 26, 2025December 26, 2025 State Fair Judge

This is a straightforward article about bidets, online behavior, and money. Not a joke. Not an ad disguised as humor. An explanation, a case study,

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Brownfinger 2025: The Washless Recession

November 8, 2025November 8, 2025 State Fair Judge

| Public Hygiene & Markets Division NEW YORK — In a year already marred by supply-chain snarls and labor shortages, economists have identified a subtler

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REAL PROBLEMS

February 21, 2025February 21, 2025 State Fair Judge

Brownfinger: The Silent Epidemic Lurking in Your Bathroom (And Why a Bidet is Your Only Hope for Redemption) Introduction: A Dirty Little Secret Every society

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Fighting Brownfinger

January 11, 2025January 11, 2025 State Fair Judge

Brownfinger: How to Tell if You Have It and What to Do About It By Dr. P. Popfinger, Proctologist Extraordinaire What Is Brownfinger? Brownfinger is

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Stay Clean, Stay Healthy, Stay Smart!

January 9, 2025January 9, 2025 State Fair Judge

Dr. Ritz Footwat’s Analysis of the Brownfinger Epidemic: A Threat to Modern Hygiene and Romance The Rise of Brownfinger: A Western Epidemic Ladies and gentlemen,

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Flush Away Costs: Why Bidets Are the Smart Landlord’s Plumbing Solution

January 8, 2025January 9, 2025 State Fair Judge

The Situation: High Maintenance Costs Due to Plumbing Issues Residential landlords often grapple with the hidden cost of plumbing maintenance. Whether your properties are on

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101 reasons to Bidet your Butt

December 2, 2024December 2, 2024 State Fair Judge

Here’s a no-nonsense list of 101 benefits of using a bidet over not using one: We hope cleaner butt for number one is enough, but…

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