Random Reviews

I am full of opinions, and if you stalk me and find my google name, you will see that I make a habit of writing reviews. Some of them are funny, and all of them are honest. I am going to stop putting them on other forums, and when I think a place is good or bad enough- my judgement of them will be found here.

Hence the name “State Fair Judge”

Blue Ribbon Team is a mark of flawless excellence and is difficult to attain.

Solid Second is for businesses or products that are almost there. A safe bet for purchase or use.

Third Turd are products or services that just don’t cut it, but there is noticeable potential.

The black ribbon of suck is just that. My recommendation is to avoid at all costs.

There will also be paid or affiliate ads in this section. They will be marked accordingly.

  • REAL PROBLEMS
    Brownfinger: The Silent Epidemic Lurking in Your Bathroom (And Why a Bidet is Your Only Hope for Redemption) Introduction: A
  • The Eiteljorg Museum
    This building is special for what it contains….but as far as architecture goes. Its ok. That is a terrible thing
  • Roadside town done right.
    Casey, Illinois, is a small Midwestern town with a population of just over 2,700 people, but it punches well above
  • Fighting Brownfinger
    Brownfinger: How to Tell if You Have It and What to Do About It By Dr. P. Popfinger, Proctologist Extraordinaire
  • Stay Clean, Stay Healthy, Stay Smart!
    Dr. Ritz Footwat’s Analysis of the Brownfinger Epidemic: A Threat to Modern Hygiene and Romance The Rise of Brownfinger: A
  • Flush Away Costs: Why Bidets Are the Smart Landlord’s Plumbing Solution
    The Situation: High Maintenance Costs Due to Plumbing Issues Residential landlords often grapple with the hidden cost of plumbing maintenance.
  • Reviewing the Prusa MK4-M4ks upgrade
    I had watched enviously for several years while some of my more engineering minded friends mucked about with their 3d
  • 101 reasons to Bidet your Butt
    Here’s a no-nonsense list of 101 benefits of using a bidet over not using one: We hope cleaner butt for
  • A CRIME happened here.
    I fancy myself a photographer and an emerging reviewer of local spots, but this time, I failed to capture a
  • Bad experience and gaslit
    Late last year my wife and I had a particularly bad experience with an online travel agency…and because it so
  • Its time.
    Time for you to flourish! Travel is the only thing you can buy that makes you richer. It’s a passport
  • Fort Benjamin Harrison State Park
    I want to open this review with the statement that what I am about to say brings me no pleasure.
  • THE nursery for trees and plants.
    As you may or may not know, several years ago I ran a podcast and website titled, DIY Food Supply.
  • Blue Ribbon Art Supplies!
    When I was trying to decide who I wanted to write a review of today, I remembered how excited I
  • 7 Ways to spoil your pet!
    Spoiling Your Pets: The Ultimate Guide Cleaning Keeping your pet clean is essential for their health and happiness. Regular baths
  • Offset your carbon footprint.
    Take Control of Your Carbon Footprint with Wren: A Modern Solution for Global Warming Are you deeply concerned about global
  • Improving the view
    Last week I was down at Spring Mill State Park in Mitchell, Indiana to get in some forest bathing and
  • Lead by example.
    So recently I went to a local (eastside Indianapolis) restaurant that a friend had mentioned as being good on social
  • Say what you do and do what you say.
    Remington’s Virtually Indestructible Foil Shaver 5100 is a masterclass in saying what they do and doing what they say. 3
  • Banned- Domain dot Com
    When you enter a contest at the State Fair, they don’t tell you that you suck. There is a Blue
  • Review- The Skeletons Museum
    Skeletons Museum of Osteology is a Blue Ribbon Winner I wanted to make sure the first review I posted was
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